All Part of the Show Lyrics

I tried to please you
The dog and the tattoo
Acting like a country club freak
Well, I did that too
Honest, completely
You make me feel guilty
But you'll have to join the club
If you decide to be mad at me
Cause It would be a lot more fun
If you could just keep it on an even keel

And I'm not the only one
Who thinks you're doing this just to see how bad we can feel

It's all part of the show
But the picture is only a limited fragment
A frequency chasm, a miniscule bit
Of an angle of one point of view
That you learn long ago

So get the vibration
On this situation
We've been friends a long time
But I could take a vacation
If everything I say
Can be used against me
The slilent treatment, one word answers
It's all so second grade
Tell me what I did wrong
Well, it's ridiculous but I never even know
I tried to call you up
But when you're mad at me you don't even pick up the phone

It's all part of the show
But the picture is only a limited fragment
A frequency chasm, a miniscule bit
Of an angle of one point of view
That you learn long ago

Oh
Oh, it's all part of the show, hey
Oh, it's all part of the show

Nobody is perfect
Let's bury the hatchet
Cause a grudge can be contagious
And I don't want to catch it
The drama's run its course
Of that I am certain
But the statute of limitations is up
And I'm drawing the curtain now

It's all part of the show
But the picture is only a limited fragment
A frequency chasm
A miniscule bit
Of a pixel of it
And the light that's not there
And the vapor-thin air
The gum on the shoe
But it's not really you
Just an angle of one point of view
That you learn long ago
Oh, yeah
Oh, oh, yeah
Oh, oh, yeah
Oh, oh, yeah