Toad Joins the Band Lyrics

Wow, Mario!
Our band is souding great!

I agree, Luigi.
We just need a lead singer to take our songs to the top of the charts!

How about Toad?

A-Yes!
Hey Toad, come over here and sing to this.

HELLO!
HEY!
MARIO!
AHH!
I'M TOAD!

Mario, can I talk to you over here about Toad for a second please?

I am scared. I- It was like a chicken screaming into my ears. I hate my life.
His whole body's shaped like a dick though
Ohhhh

Good news, Toad! You've got the job!

HELLO!

Agh!