Atari Mystery Hour Lyrics

Narrator (Dan):
This week on the Atari Mystery Hour, the Pong Paddle Puzzle!

Jackson (Dan):
Chief! Looks like we've got a murder on our hands. One of the pong paddles is dead and the ball is missing!

Chief (Arin):
Alright then, Jackson. Round up the usual suspects.

Narrator (Dan):
One hour later...

Chief (Arin):
I know it was you, left paddle! What do you have to say for yourself?

Boop.

You son of a bitch!