I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus Lyrics

I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
Saw spots of green and red
Couldn't get the thought out of my head
Wish that I'd rolled over and gone back to sleep instead

Ya-do-do
Not that there's anything wrong with that

I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
I couldn't make a noise
Yeah, who would've thought that he liked boys?
It seems that he's much further in the closet than my toys

(random noise)

(Oh my God!)
Some say (Oh my God!)
I say (Oh my God!)
Friends say (Oh my God!)
I say (Oh my God!)
Some say (Oh my God!)
I say (Oh my God!)
Friends say (Oh my God!)
(don't know what to say)

Then Mommy and Daddy kissing Santa Claus
It's a three-way, three-way tonight
I tell you, it was rough
Seeing Mom in fingercuffs
Maybe this year, since Dad is queer,
I'll get some better stuff

Ya-do-do
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Ya-do-do
Not that there's anything wrong with that

I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus (x6)