I Could See the Dude Lyrics

I could see your words hang in the air
But they did not spell out what I thought that I heard
And I could see the dude in your next room by himself
So I took one look around and walked back out

Now the snot has caked in to my pants
It's a good bet that it will soon turn to crystal form
So take it off and take it off again
Oh, as the crackers watch you take it off again