Words for Nerds Lyrics

"Hmmm... what's this?
A 80-jigawatt hard driver... uh, an LSD monitor...
512 MB - OH, it's a computer!"

"Excuse me, sir. I'm looking for a word processor.
I want to be able to control page breaks,
And cut, copy and paste,
Change the preset tab stops...
Oh, yeah, and create bookmarks.
Do you have anything like that, sir?"


"Okay. You want me to back up both fixed hard drives? Hard! Reconfigure your dot matrix? Is that something like my bed matrix? Then install DOS 30 over your XP ABC IOE 123 IOU, uh... oh, wait!"