Girls on the Brain Lyrics

I searched the whole encyclopedia from A to Z
And had no luck
It listed beriberi, menopause, and even halitosis,
But no luck

And then I asked my brother who is kinda thick
Tell me what I got, I'm feeling really sick
Brother keep away from me, you got girls
On the brain

It's really rough when you got, you got girls
On the brain
Everytime I go to church I just can't think about the Lord at all
Everytime I go to work it seems I'm always walking into walls
It's getting worse and worse and then you pat me on the back

In fifty years you may outgrow it just like that
But until then I got, I got girls on the brain
Girls on the brain, girls on the brain
Boy I'm in pain, they drive me insane
It's really rough when you got, you got
Girls on the brain

I'll give this hundred dollar bill to anybody who can help at all
Don't everybody shout at once, I guess there's nothing can be done at all
It's getting worse and worse but lately I can live with it
I'm starting to enjoy it just a little bitLike it or not, I got, I got girls on the brain