England Songtext

von Sparks

I've just come back from England
With astounding, scientific sort of news
There exist in England living creatures
Much the same as me and you.

Sure, it sounds fantastic though,
But facts are facts most everywhere
And was it New York, was it Paris, or maybe the coast of Peru

No no no, none of them, it was England
Yes it was, it was England
Yes it was, it was England, oh

Atmosphere and weather? Much like ours but with a moister sort of fair.
Their communication? Much like ours but with a drier sort of fare.
Reproduction? Good question, quite a big surprise in that it's
Just like New York, just like Paris, just like the coast of Peru

No no no, me and her, there in England
Me and her, there in England
Me and her, there in England, oh
No no no, lots of fun, there in England
Lots of fun, there in England
Lots of fun, there in England, oh

England, oh, England...
England, oh, England...
England, oh, England...
England, oh, England...
England, oh, England...
England, oh, England...
England, oh, England...
England, oh, England...

No no no, lots of fun, there in England
Lots of fun, there in England
Lots of fun, there in England

I could tell you doubt me
That you feel it's just a wild, wild fantasy
A parallel existence
Where we thought green monsters really ought to be

Sure, go on and doubt it that
I dreamed it up but friend I know
That everywhere is just like England
Everywhere is just like England
England's just like everywhere I know
No no no, everywhere is just like England
Everywhere is just like England
England's just like everywhere I know