Neighbourhood Lyrics

Who lives in a house like this?
Who lives in a house like this?

In number 69 there lives a transvestite.
He's a man by day but he's a woman at night.
There's a man in number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein.
Says he's on a chore to start a third world war.

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Oh if you find the time
Please come and stay a while
In my beautiful Neighbourhood.

In 110 they haven't paid the rent.
So there goes the TV with the repo man.
In 999 they make a living from crime.
The house is always empty 'cos they're all doing time.

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My Neighbourhood
My-My-My beautiful Neighbourhood
Who lives in a house like this?
Who lives in a house like this?

In number 18 there lives a big butch queen.
He's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean.
In 666 there lives a Mr Miller
He's a local Vicar and a serial killer.

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Oh they want to knock us down 'cos they think we're scum
But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come
In a neighbourhood like this you know it's hard to survive
So you'd better come prepared 'cos they won't take us alive

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