Elfie Schlegel Lyrics

Pulled a muscle I popped a joint my useless body is falling apart I used to be limber I used to have finesse but now i'm just a pencilneck and it wasn't always this way yes I remember way back in the day I used to somersault like elfie schlegel coming off the uneven bars saw my chiropractor my question he did answer said you better take care you better get some medicare went to my doctor said you're not getting younger you're no spring chicken pigeon