Her Cucumber Lyrics

My girl's got a new boyfriend
Now I'm history
He's 12 inches long and firm
He stays hard for weeks
Tell me why our love must end
A cucumber is a girl's best friend

She's says he's better than any man
He always meets her needs
He never finishes premature
Or leaves messes on her sheets
Tell me why she don't need men
A cucumber is a girl's best friend

He still respects her in the morning
Doesn't burp, fart or act rude
He doesn't try to hit on her girlfriends
Who all have bigger boobs
Tell me why she don't need men
A cucumber is a girl's best friend