Out of the Closet Lyrics

I used to have a son
His name was Tom
I used to be a dad
But now I'm his mom

I went to the doctor
'cause things have gotta change
I want my parts
Re-arranged
I started getting smart,

I started getting wise,
I just starting likin' other guys

Woohoo

The girls never liked me,
Never gave me a chance
But I just wanted
Another man's pants

I went to the park
Just the other day
I told everyone
That I was gay

I started to run, run real fast
Because this scary male
Was tryin' to
Kick my ass

Woah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Woah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah