Magalina Hagalina Boom Boom Songtext

von Slim Cessna's Auto Club

This one here, it come into my world
I can't tell if it's a boy or a girl
The ugliest thing that's ever been seen
Nothing I want or need, and all it does is sing
Its got seven hairs on the top of its head
Four be alive, yes the other three be dead
Its got two feet like bathroom mats
Hear you come from miles away, goes smack-boom-boom-smack
Its got two teeth in the middle of its mouth
One pointing north, boy the other's pointing south
Why's that wart on the end of your nose?
I never heard you speak a word, so I guess we'll never know
I name this beast Magalina Hagalina
You're musty, you're crusty, you're famously obcene-a
And it don't matter that your voice is true
Because the Lord has put a curse onto you
Now, Munly went to east coast schools
He thinks he is so deep
But the deepest thing on Munly
Are the divots in his cheeks
You name me Magalina Hagalina true
But the Lord has brought me unto you
Now, Munly I'd like to teach you
That beauty is deeper than skin
Each and all's got a beauty
So deep within
Good people, all come sing along
Help Munly Munly learn the beauty in my song