Soccer, here is a big deal
So how do you think I feel
When the only local soccer club
Is the biggest fucking flop
That club's called Young Boys Bern
But they don't seem to learn
That you sometimes have to win
To make your fans grin
I wonder when they start to play ... football!
Hey ho, let's go
Ciuppa, ciuppa, ciuppa la banana
Maradona, figlio di putana
We remember the old days
We all watched TV at Ray's
To see some serious buttkicking
That was fingerlicking