The Spring in Springfield Lyrics

You could close down Moe's or the
Kwick-E-Mart and nobody would care
But the heart and soul of Springfield's
In our maison derrière

We're the sauce on your steak
We're the cheese in your cake
We put the SPRING in Springfield

We're the lace on your nightgown
The point after touchdown
Yes we put the SPRING in Springfield

We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra nice
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price

Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals

Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad
They seem to entertain your dad

We're the gin in your martini
The clams on your linguini
Yes we keep the (boing) in Springfield

We remember our first visit
The service was exquisite
Why Joseph I had no idea
come on now you were working here
Without we have had no fun
Since march of 1961
To close this place now would be twisted
We just learned this place existed

We the highlights in your hairdo
The extra arms on Vishnu
So don't take the (boing)
We won't take the (slide whistle)
So let's keep the (crash) in Springfield
(different sounds)