Testify! Lyrics

Bart: Satan, Eat My Shorts!

Bart: I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
What thou shalt not, I shalt did.
Neighbours cat I tried to neuter,took a whizz on the school computer.
Sherri & Terri: He took a whizz, oh yes he did!
Bart: But now I've changed, you can't deny,
Come on up - and testify!
Sherri & Terri: Testify! Testify! Come on up and testify!
Abe: My hip's misbehavin'!

Sherri & Terri: Testify!
Patty: Got a nicotine craving!
Sherri & Terri: Testify!
Frink: There's a cramp in my glavin!
Sherri & Terri: Testify!
Bart & Sherri & Terri: Testify!
All: Testify!

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Milhouse: My glasses make me look like a geek.
Bart: Now you'll get the girls you seek.
Sherri & Terri: We'll see you at Makeout Creek. All (Except Bart): Bart's the boy of the hour,
He's got the power!
So raise your voice and don't be shy,
Test-a, test-a,
All: Test-a-fyyyyyyy!
Testify! Testify! Come on up and Testify!

Milhouse (spoken): Thank you Bart for fixing my vision,now I see with total precision!
Bart: Song's over Milhouse, but you're welcome.