If you wish to be our sitter,
Please be sweet and never bitter,
Help us with math and book reports
Might I add, eat my shorts
BART!!
Just cuttin' through the treacle
If maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
Let me get, away with moider
Teach us songs and magic tricks
Might I add, no fat chicks
HOMER!
The nanny we want is kindly and sage
And one who will work for minimum wage
Hurry nanny, things are grim,
I'll do it!!
Anyone but him *nods*