Lisa: If you wish to be our sitter,
Please be sweet and never bitter.
Help us with math and book reports,
Bart: Might I add - eat my shorts!
(spoken)
Lisa: Bart!
Bart: Just cuttin' through the treacle.
Lisa: If Maggie's fussy, dont avoid her,
Bart: Let me get away with moider!
Lisa: Teach us songs and magic tricks,
Homer: Might I add - no fat chicks!
(spoken)
Marge: Homer!
Lisa: The nanny we want is kindly and sage,
Homer: And one who will work for minimum wage.
Lisa: Hurry nanny, things are grim,
(spoken)
Grampa: I'll do it!
Bart & Lisa: Anyone but him.