You haven't an arm, you haven't a leg, Ha-roo, Ha-roo
You haven't an arm, you haven't a leg, Ha-roo, Ha-roo
You haven't an arm, you haven't a leg, you're a boneless, eyeless, chickenless egg.
Oh my god it looks so queer
Johnny I hardly knew ya
You haven't an arm, you haven't a leg, Ha-roo, Ha-roo
You haven't an arm, you haven't a leg, Ha-roo, Ha-roo
You haven't an arm, you haven't a leg, you're a boneless, eyeless, chickenless egg.
Oh my god it looks so queer
Johnny I hardly knew ya
And Guns and drums and drums and guns Ha-roo Ha-roo
And Guns and drums and drums and guns Ha-roo Ha-roo
And Guns and drums and drums and guns Ha-roo Ha-roo
The enemy nearly slew ye
Oh my god it looks so queer
Johnny I hardly knew ya
Where are your eyes that look so mild, hurroo, hurroo
Where are your eyes that look so mild, hurroo, hurroo
Where are your eyes that look so mild,
That may have just your fist beguiled
Oh my god it looks so queer
Johnny I hardly knew ya
And Guns and drums and drums and guns Ha-roo Ha-roo
And Guns and drums and drums and guns Ha-roo Ha-roo
And Guns and drums and drums and guns Ha-roo Ha-roo
The enemy nearly slew ye
Oh my god it looks so queer
Johnny I hardly knew ya