Rookie of the Year Lyrics

One, two, ready? Bust it.
I wanna be friends with and lick the tip of Brady Quinn's dick (ow)
And when I'm makin' cum... He's gon' splash my face and say "now I'm done" (now I'm done).
And Romeo Crennel, he's got a big belly and an even bigger dick that everyone can smell, see? 'cause he puts it in your face like a fish chewin' bait from his rod in the lake.
I'm not gay, but I really wanna give head to the teacher in driver's ed'. Put his dick in my mouth and then suck. I'm just tryin' to have some fun.
I wanna give a slow hummer to Joe. (who?) Joe the plummer (Oh).
And I got braggin' rights for last night havin' sex with a mexican fag in tights.
(uh oh...)
It's kinda' hard; it's so hard when you don't make rookie of the year (motherfucker).
It's kinda' hard; it's so hard when you don't make rookie of the year.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Steam rises from the gravestone.
(crying) I've got problems... Math problems. Hi, I'm a math teacher, wanna fuck?