Dog and Pony Show Lyrics

If I Could Walk, I'd Be a Miner.
If I Could Talk, I'd Be a Preacher.

If I Was a Preacher,
Tell You What: I'd Save a Million Souls - Even You.
If I Was a Miner,
Tell You What: I'd Be a Damn Good One.

This Ain't (?)
(?) a Joke...
Got Us All Worked Up...
And Left Us Naked Out Here in the Sun.

But Who Could Say It's Sad?
I Attach no Importance to It,
Just Because of My Hand,
Just Because of My Shriveled Little Hand...
I Could Be a Baseball Player.

Doesn't Surprise Me Now,
Even Though We Had a Map,
Took Three Days to Find...
(?)
Taylor From Pizmo...

At the Dog and Pony Show.