Story of My Life Lyrics

Yeah I'm going to college
Yeah I'm gonna get rich
Off of the knowledge
That I learned from college
Yeah I know this girl
She acts like a bitch
But I bet I'll impress her
With some fancy lecture

Yeah I'll go to Africa
Feed all the kids
With nutritional knowledge
That I learned in college

I'll go to outer space
I'll build a ship
Find a new planet and populate it
On my new planet they'll hunger for thought and as we've established
That's just what I've got

I'll start a college and make it my own
The students will learn as I sit on my throne