Conspiracy Lyrics

I have a theory to explain
Why my bad luck gets worse each day - it's easy
Someone must be out to get me - it's a diabolic scheme
This conspiracy is giving me the creeps ? the big conspiracy

It's just coincidence you say
When I go out it always rains - believe me
Someone's playing games with my brain ? it's a diabolic scheme
This conspiracy is giving me the creeps ? the big conspiracy
Now i?m ready to believe the big conspiracy


Someone must be out to get me - it's a diabolic scheme
This conspiracy is giving me the creeps ? the big conspiracy
Now i?m ready to believe the big conspiracy
Are you ready to believe