I Ate My Dog Lyrics

[1]
Life is boring I'm a fucking fool
I killed my dog and now I'm really cool
Warmed up some water hacked him in small pieces
Put him in the oven
Please help me Jesus

I ate my dog I know i'm really sick
I ate my dog i'm a disturbed dick

[2]
Life is boring I'm a fucking fool
I killed my cat and now I'm really cool
Warmed up some water hacked him in small pieces
Put her in the oven
Please help me Jesus

I ate my cat I know i'm really sick
I ate my cat i'm a disturbed dick


[bridge...]
Mom please call the police
'cause I am insaned
Mum please call the police
There's a big default in my brain

[3]
Life is boring I'm a fucking fool
I killed my grandma and now I'm really cool
Warmed up some water hacked her in small pieces
Put her in the oven
Please help me Jesus

I ate my grandma I know I'm really sick
I ate my grandma I'm a disturbed dick