TV Dinner Songtext

von Schleprock

Something happened inside channel three whoa.
Another kid got eaten by the frequency
With the cable video, daytime talk shows
Thinking slow, couch potato, here we go
He's the all-around king of slackers
To mommy's zombie nothing ever really matters
Hurray! Hurray! for the no brainer channel changer
The main course for today's TV dinner

Hey Johnny got ate by the TV screen
Oh Johnny got ate by the TV screen

He stares straight as the channel keeps switching
Just like a dumb mule inside the transmission
He's got his own special video game
He's got the high score
What a bore
Nothing more than misinformed
Just a good nothing lazy loafer
The bad repeat playing over and over
The static chomps at the inner non-thinker
The main course for today's TV dinner

Hey Johnny got ate by the TV screen
Oh Johnny got ate by the TV screen

Something happened inside channel three whoa.
Another kid got eaten by the frequency
With the cable video, daytime talk shows
Thinking slow, couch potato, here we go
He's the all-around king of slackers
To mommy's zombie nothing ever really matters
Hurray! Hurray! for the no brainer channel changer
The main course for today's TV dinner

Hey Johnny got ate by the TV screen
Oh Johnny got ate by the TV screen