F*ck This Song Songtext

von Schaffer The Darklord

Come on, clap, clap.
Everybody clap. C'mon.
Now clap just like that.
Now stop that clappin', I will start rappin'

Fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you
Fuck everyone here and everybody else too
Fuck off, Fuck face, fuck all night long
Fuck everything everywhere and fuck this song
Schäffer the Darklord goes: Fuckity, fuckity fuckin motherfuduckity
It sucks how some fuckers make such a fuss when they fuck with me
And it sucks how this fuckin' word fuck seems to be stuck to me
Luckily, the company I keep doesn't care
Everywhere and anywhere, everybody swears
When their little middle fingers wiggle up in the air
Dare me not to use it dude and I will lose a dare
Cuz I struggle with its usage every time that I write rhymes
Times I abuse it, but try as I might, my
Little f-word is heard, it bites my ass, I fight it back. Alas, it wins.
And then it slips right in and begins to blend in, fillin' syllables in
And if it offends and or if in the end
I'll defend its intent, then I'll get different friends

Schäffer the Darklord goes: Bananarama, Alabama, Hanna-Barbera. And a
Then the black box goes: Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed.
Schäffer the Darklord goes: Idiots listen in this American era. And a
Then the black box goes: Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed.

When a hot, gay but famous beat drops, I'm on it
And when I'm in the house, that house is haunted
And when I'm on the roof, that roof is on fire
And every time I do tell the truth, I sound like a liar
So fuck it. Fuck this song and fuck me.
Let me hear you all say "Fuck STD"
(Fuck STD!) Yes, you understand and
In case I haven't mentioned it, fuck you and your band
If you see Kay, tell her I say Hey
And then tell her she should stay the hell away today
And if Kay takes offense to this, then just say
"I'm sorry Kay; I guess that this just isn't your day"
Any person heard cursin' so much it's absurd
Is worse than any jerk referring to himself in third person
Take it from Schäffer, cuz he's a nerd and he's certain
That dirty words are for the birds, this verse was terse then

Schäffer the Darklord goes: Bananarama, Alabama, Hanna-Barbera. And a
Then the black box goes: Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed.
Schäffer the Darklord goes: Idiots listen in this American era. And a
Then the black box goes: Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed.

Fuck this, fuck chris, fuck me, fuck you
Fuck everyone here and everybody else too
Fuck off, fuck face, fuck all night long
Fuck everything everywhere and fuck this song
This word is most often a verb when it's mentioned
But it's a fucking awesome adverb in this sentence
Every then and now found as a put-down noun
Or even as an adjective as in "You fuckin' clown"
Wow, this number's runnin' now and how
And it's somethin' about nothin', ‘cept fuckin' it now
I see why this trap happens so often in time
And why half of all rappers halfassedly rhyme
And I find that my cousins use cussin as stuffin'
Fluffin' up some fucked up huffin' and puffin
About nothin' under unintelligible mumbling
And this bumbling fuckery gets so redundant and insulting
Consumers are stupid, goofy gullible vultures
With iPods and My god, why does pop culture
Even get to have a status as a culture at all?
What passes for subversive has nerve but no balls
And you know what I find funny? Monkeys
You know what's even funnier? The phrase "fuckin' monkeys"
Utter it with me fuckers. Say it. Fuckin' monkeys
It's fun, huh? You're a buncha fuckin' monkeys
Fuckin' monkeys, monkey fuck a buncha motherfuckin' mothers
But some other monkeys fuck each other under one another
If you wanna fuck a monkey lover, give us a kiss
Man, I'm fucked if I want a radio edit of this

Schäffer the Darklord goes: Bananarama, Alabama, Hanna-Barbera. And a
Then the black box goes: Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed.
Schäffer the Darklord goes: Idiots listen in this American era. And a
Then the black box goes: Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed.
Schäffer the Darklord goes: Bananarama, Alabama, Hanna-Barbera. And a
Then the black box goes: Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed.
Schäffer the Darklord goes: Idiots listen in this American era. And a
Then they both go: Fuck this song, I'm so embarrassed.

FUCK!