Goodbat Nightman Songtext

von Scaffold

God bless all policemen and fighters of crime
The thieves go to jail for a very long time
They had a hard day helping clean up the town
They hang from the mantle these both upside down
A glass of warm blood and then straight up the stairs...
Batman and robin are saying the hurse...

(batman & robin:)
God bless superman and superwoman!
Aquaman and aquawoman!
Ironman and ironwoman!
Spiderman and spiderwoman!
Plasticman and plasticwoman!
Crazyman an-

(robin:)
B-b-batman..

(batman:)
Yes robin?

(robin:)
Was there ever a batwoman?

(batman:)
There was once, boy wonder, a long time back.

(robin:)
Where is she now?

(batman:)
I'm afraid she's no longer with us...

(robin:)
Oh...you mean...?

(batman:)
Yes, she up there in the great balthory up there in the sky...

(robin:)
Holy sti-batwoman...what happened?

(batman:)
She rather foolishly got in the way of the batmobile.

(robin:)
Suicide?

(batman:)
Batricide...

(robin:)
Gosh, why didn't I think of that?

They locked all the doors and they put out the bat
*meow!*
They put on the bat-jarmers
*we like doing that!*
Filled the bat-waterbottles, made the bat-beds
With 2 springy bat-rasses for sleepy bat-heads
They're closing their eyes and they're counting black sheep...
Batman and robin are falling asleep...

(door opens)
(robin:)
W-where are you going batman?

(batman:)
The bedroom!

(robin:)
Holyluya!
(door closes)