Cadillac, Michigan Lyrics

Remember that night
It rained real hard?
And we both agreed
You shouldnt drive
You walked by me in the nude
You turned red and laughed
And that broke my heart Collect call
From Cadillac, Michigan
Ok here we go
What about that cat you had

Ronny?...Veronica? Whatever
You should've let me
Name him Charlton
Donald got a girl
From Newark pregnant
What a shock
And I never wanted you more
Than right now
They love to bowl in Cadillac, Michigan
Ok here we go
No wait don't hang up
Have I been talking to much?
I had to fade away
To nearly nothing
All to find you
A black woman flashed me
In the parking lot
Of a Red Roof Inn
I'm in nothing but a towel
On the balcony
Gray would be the color
Of a rainbow here
Nothing on T.V.
But Roger Moore
A marine checked out
Of the room above me
And I never wanted you more
Than right now
Whoever heard of
Cadillac, Michigan?
Ok here we go
No wait don't hang up
Have I been talking to much?
I had to fade away
To nearly nothing
All to find you