Wake up in the morning, the first thing you do
Turn on your computer, then quick to the loo
After relief and back in the room
A screen filled with warnings, that’s not like it should
Problems occurred, please send a report
Contact supplier, but the mail doesn’t work
The cursor won’t move and the screen has turned blank
Turn it off, turn it off
Bless the day when I see Bill Gates crossing the street
Right in front of my car, what a nice day that would be
So….. try to understand
It’s not what it seems, I’m not a violent man
You mess up my life, now it’s your turn to cry
(take take)take him out
‘a driver is missing’, well, that’s nice to know
‘the wizzard will guide you’, but where do we go
Restart your computer, all problems are solved
I tried it so often, my patience is gone
Need a new keyboard, it didn’t survive
A burst of frustrations which gathered inside
The cursor won’t move, and the screen has turned blank
Turn it off, turn it off