...a Brief Intermission (skit) Lyrics

And now... for a brief intermission...*
Feel free to us!
Smoke some weed... do some coke, drink some Henny, go to the strip club where you can tip a bitch!
Uh... get your money from your whores!
You can read a book, you can uhm... brink a beer.
What the... the people are here don't drink beers anyway!
And drink beer is so 70's!
I get a haircut?
But gettin' haircut's not really gangster!
Not in there intermission you're gettin' fuckin' haircut!

You do coke or drink a beer, smoke weed or fuck a bitch!
You don't fuckin'... get haircut!
And a haircut takes 4 hours!
Choke a bitch?
Okay!
Even "choke a bitch" is kinda... 2005!