Dear Janet Jackson Songtext

von Richard Thompson

Oh Dear Janet Jackson
You don't know me but I saw you on the tele
You were wobbling like a jelly
When you gave that song some welly
I couldn't help but notice that you have a pair of beauties
And if you are of the duty
As a diva give your time
There are a lot of hungry babes out there who need something to chew
A role as a wet-nurse might be just the thing for you
If you must shove your titty in somebody's face
Shove it in a babies
Shove it in a babies
Shove it in a babies
If you must shove your titty in somebody's face
Tits are a tease and fun to squeeze
But babies need them too
When you flashed your titty at the supper bowl
I hope it wasn't plastic
I hope it wasn't plastic
Held up with elastic
When you flashed your titty at the supper bowl
I hope it wasn't plastic
Cause i have heard tell for babies well
That implants just won't do
When you shoved that spike right through your nipple
I hope you didn't burst it
I hope you didn't burst it
I hope you didn't burst it
When you shoved that spike right through your nipple
I hope you didn't burst it
Cause having it leaking all down the sides
While feeding kids just won't do
That's what they're there for
That's what they're there for
Who are we to ask the why or warefor
That's what they're there for
That's what they're there for
Now tits are a tease and fun to squeeze but babies need them too
When you are sick of all that dancing around
You'll make a lovely mother
Kids are such a pleasure
Just ask your brother
When you are sick of all that dancing around
I hope you have a dozen
But sleep overs at neverland are strictly taboo
If you must shove your titty in somebody's face
Shove it in a babies
Shove it in a babies
Shove it in a babies
If you must shove your titty in somebody's face
Tits are a tease and fun to squeeze
That's what they're there for
That's what they're there for
And who are we to ask the why or warefor
That's what they're there for
That's what they're there for
Now tits are a tease and fun to squeeze but babies need them too

Lyrics done by AARON WALLACE