The Art of Really, Really Sucking Lyrics

Some guy I kinda know nails Jell-O to a tree.
His missing wife is a dead detainee.
This other guy I know sucks his own dick.
He lives up on the hill, acts like a prick.
The 20th century methods don't seem to work 'cause there's no need to tell the truth.
It probably won't be ok.
No, it probably won't be ok.
I said it probably won't be ok.
Fuck, it's probably not going to be ok.