Went to a party, I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
And I started up a fight
But now I'm jaded, you're out of luck
‘Cause I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck
I like your stories, I like your gun
I'm shooting out truck tires
Sounds
(like) loads and loads of fun
But in my room, wish you were dead
Because you ball like the baby
Hey, I'm eraserhead
I'm too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right down
Too drunk to fuck
About to drop, my head's a mess
And the only salvation
Is I'll never see you again
You give me head, it makes it worse
And take out your fucking retainer
Put it in your purse
I'm too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk to fuck
I'm too drunk, to fuck
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Writer(s): Jello Biafra
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