Everybody Farts Songtext

von Randy Kaplan

Everybody farts.
We're just playing our parts.
It's music and it's art
-W-w-w-what?
Everybody farts
Invisible stink darts.
They come straight from the heart.
- You mean the butt?
Farting in the bath
Makes bubbles, makes us laugh.
Bath and laugh don't rhyme
But I can cause them to sometimes.
Like if I say bath like you,
Like you did when you were two.
You'd say, "You know what makes me laugh?
Farting in the baff."
Everbody farts.
We're just playing our parts.
In music and the arts
You gotta give a little push.
Everybody farts
Invisible stink darts.
They come straight from the heart.
-You mean the tush?
Farting in Dad's truck
Cracks windows, cracks us up.
Truck and up don't rhyme
But I can cause them to sometimes.
LIke if I say truck like you,
Like you did when you were two.
You'd say, "You know what cracks me up?
Farting in Dad's trup."
Everybody farts.
We're just playing our parts.
It's music and it's art.
-Randy, you're a nut!
Everybody farts
Invisible stink darts.
They come straight from the heart
-Aww, c'mon!
Okay, I mean the butt.