The Sad Strawberry Song Lyrics

Sometimes I feel like an apple tree
But I know that I'm a strawberry

There's no strawberry girl that likes me too
So I'm just a lonely strawberry

But I'm just an old strawberry
Addicted to coke and extasy

Now I think how nice it would be
If I was born as an apple tree

Nobody calls me on the phone
So I'm sitting every day at home

But I'm just an old strawberry
Addicted to coke and extasy