Uranium Songtext

von Radioactive Man

Uranium has ninety-two protons,
Barium has fifty-six,
The difference is thirty-six.
What has thirty-six protons?
Krypton has thirty-six.
Could it be that I was getting Krypton along with my Barium?
If it was was so, it could mean but one thing;
Without knowing it, I had been splitting Uranium atoms.