Country Boner "Dirty Robot Mix" Songtext

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I fucked Dolly Parton, I fucked Loretta Lynn
I fucked Barbara Mandrill and I fucked all of her kin
I fucked Minnie Pearl, I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl
I fucked the Judds, I fucked the Judds

My Country Boner, it won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My boner my boner my boner won't go down
It won't go down it won't go down
My country boner it won't go down

Fucked Willie Nelson I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum,
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him
I fucked the judds I fucked the Judds

I fucked Alabama I fucked the Oakridge Boys
I fucked Randy Travis with a 12 inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee Haw
I fucked Glen Campbell I fucked him on a see saw
Kennie Rodgers thought it crass when I fucked his big white ass

My Country Boner, it won't go down
It won't go down, it won't go down
My boner my boner my boner won't go down
It won't go down it won't go down
My country boner it won't go down
Won't go down
Won't... go... dooooown.