Pluh Songtext

von Psychostick

One, two, three, four, five, six Seven I dunno
Here we go
Tearin' down the road doin' ninety in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin' for a Sucker like me to drive by goin' way to fast
I saw the red and blue in my rear view So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder of the road He looked at me in the nose and said: "Son, do you realize your tires are round?" And I said: "PLUH!"
(in the background) "Uhhh... What'd you say?" Stupid.Guy, I SAID PLUH!
Walkin' down the streets in my running shoes lookin' for a shoestore So that I can find myself parking spot I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing but his boxers And a cap that said: "I like tater tots."
He said something in Latin that I didn't understand And I thought the worst until he pointed at my wrist
Then I saw that all he wanted was the time So I looked at the broken watch, and I said: --"Pluh" (in the background) "I still don't get it" (mumbled)"what the, fucking" "I SAID PLUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!"
"What the, get that wicky-wack shit out of our music!"
"This is heavy" "Yep"
If there ever was a word that you heard SO ABSURD It could take the place of ANYTHING that you could say
Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question, Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone!
So remember the next time you forget What you're sayin' in the middle of a sentence- Don't strain your brain to remember the word Instead look 'em right in the nose and Tell 'em that the answer is: "PLUH!"
(in background) "Oh I get it!"
"Yeah, now you know" "I SAID PLUH!"
* belch*
"Yeah, beat that"
"Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh"
"Yes i said PLUH, PLUH, Pluh!"
(Sounds like growling "satan")