Grocery Store Escape Songtext

von Psychostick

The other day i went to the store
To get a gallon of milk
But then i found out that they only had
1% but not 2% I WANT 2%
I GOT 1%
I still got it on sale
I saved 39 cents.
(attention shoppers. dont forget about our buy 1 get one free special on hot pockets and cold packs of mr pip)
AAAAAAH
Ive got to get to aisle 5 right now
Because mr pip and hot pockets
Ill get one, get one free
Out of the way, old lady.
Out of the way, im shopping.
Ooh, look at the price on pickles.
Out of the way, you people
Out of the way, everybody
I've got to get bread
Eggs
Grapes
OJ
TP
Soap
Toothpaste
Deodorant
Chips, peas, corn, cheese
Porn?
Spagettios!
Salt
Dogs, right. kitty litter.
Bleach
Uhhhh YOUGURT, OREOS
YENGER, CHEERIOS
What am i forgetting.
What am i forgetting!
What am i forgetting!?
Oh yeah!
Beer.