Guilded Love Songtext

von Professor Shyguy

Let's review for a sec
Start with Cyd a.k.a. Codex
The beautiful, neurotic, introverted, unsexed
Gamer-girl and protagonist we all love

She's a priest in her game
And occasionally leader
The glue that holds the guild together, how they need her
But there's a beast that she created in 'Zaboo' Balakrishnan Goldberg

He's Crazy, overbearing, delusional, and insecure
He plays a warlock, but like a rogue in "Searing Gorge"
Enables Stealth until he show up at her door

It's the greatest love story. Ish. Or.
At least the greatest we could wish for.
Love is poison without a cure
When you're living in a World of War

With no warning to Cyd
Zaboo Leeroys into her place
Causing grief because he's CC'd by her winky face
Setting camp out in the Hall of Rejection

She attempts to unbind
From the love he put within them
Come to find out he was just a tiny minion
Drawing aggro as he fled his creator

The boss is overpowered
When only matched against a pair
As they're debuffed the guild assembles and is there
To burn it down without any mana to spare

It's the greatest love story. Ish. Or.
At least the greatest we could wish for.
Casting love with a "Shadow Orb"
When you're living in a World of War

He's a ways away from a level high enough to mount a "Proto-drake"
They're still not ready for PvP So he rides away mounted on his "felsteed" (or Fail-steed)

It's the greatest love story. Ish. Or.
At least the greatest we could wish for.
Trading love for frosted broadsword
When you're living in a World of War