Middle Songtext

von Pig with the Face of a Boy

No, he don't have time for no scientists
He says they don't agree
Likes to spend his time on the internet
Shows him what he wants to see
He will drive you around in his Jaguar
He's a BA frequent flyer
He's a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.

He talks about solar cycles,
Says they'll never make him pay.
He says an Exxon-funded study
Says everything's okay
He loves to show you the emails,
How the liberals conspire
He's a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.

Says there's a war on the motorists,
The economy needs cars
Gets his meat from farms in the Amazon,
His opinions from Mars
He'd be right behind global warming
If our summers would be drier
He's a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.

His house is high on a hillside
He heats his patio
Says if the earth is getting hotter, well
What was the last snow?
Tries to speak like Jeremy Clarkson
Thinks that he's the new Messiah
He's a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.

He's not afraid of the future
When he won't be alive
Says he's worked so hard on his life for
The right to drink and drive
He respects you have an opinion
But he tells you you're a liar
He's a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.
He's a middle-class, middle-brow, middle-weight, middle-aged
Climate change denier.