I Am the Warlus Lyrics

I am he as you are he
As you are me
And we are all together.
See how they run
Like pigs from a gun,
See how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake,
Waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt,
Stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy,
You let your face grow long.

I am the egg man,
They are the egg men.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard,
Dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife,
Pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.

I am the eggman,
They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the egg man,
They are the egg men.
I am the walrus,
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert text pert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at
You?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snide.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard,
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the egg man,
They are the egg men.
I am the walrus,
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.