NSFW (.)(.) Lyrics

I know you like to think you've found the one,
And it must be, finally, gotta be love,
But you're probably not and probably didn't (nope) just sayin' that Snapchat, text-back game you're playing
Starts with 'show me yours and I'll show you mine'
Then a couple screenshots end up online
And those dick pics and titty snaps
Have all gone viral on the internet (tight)

Naked pictures sound like fun
Until you break up and they make their way to everyone
And all of the creepers
Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
Don't take those pictures like you do
Of you in your birthday suit.
You in your birthday suit.

Talkin' that va-jay-jay vision with a nipple lick flick,
A cock shot, ball drop or 'baby just the tip'
Cause news moves fast but your boobs move quicker
Picture that ass on the front page of Flickr
NSFW, more like anywhere,
Tried my best to warn you, but you didn't care.
Awkward pose, bad light, slight bend
Leave it to the pros, y'all.
You should never send

Naked pictures sound like fun
Until you break up and they make their way to everyone
And all of the creepers
Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
Don't take those pictures like you do
Of you in your birthday suit.
You in your birthday suit.

Best case scenerio, pictures of your scarey-o
Face, never make it to the wrong hands.
The inverse, is the whole universe
Sees your shake, your holiday hands.
Background check for the perfect jo
But the google search shows the tiggle bit is a dong
There's a booty smack screencap goin' around
And you had to get a lawyer to get the nip clip taken down
(well, that's what your junk looks like, so I guess there's that)

Naked pictures sound like fun
Until you break up and they make their way to everyone
And all of the creepers
Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
Don't take those pictures like you do
Of you in your birthday suit.
You in your birthday suit.