Hockey Hair Songtext

von Pansy Division

It's such a problem
It's got me in despair
He's such a sweetheart
But he's got hockey hair

Cut shorts on top
Long in back, he lets it fall
A neck-warmer haircut
You can get at any mall

People giggle and stop and stare
And it's not like he's unaware
But he plays hockey so he don't care
Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair

He's a wicked lover
He fills me with delight
He'll turn a bedroom hat trick
Three times in one night

But he won't change his hairstyle
No matter how I try
Though I know he loves me
His first love is the ice

I'd love to sit him in a barber chair
But I know I don't have a prayer
'cause he plays hockey so he don't care
Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair

I don't tell him what clothes to wear
I'd simply rather see him bare
But he plays hockey so he don't care
Now I'm stuck with a boy with hockey hair