Ganpat (rap) Songtext

von Palash Sen

Welcome to Wadwani's constructions…
Yourself name pls.
Mayaaaaaaa
Breaking news main…aaj maya Dolas gang ne wadwani builder to agva kar liya.
Maine meeta mattu mumbai se.(Diya mirza.heheee.wat a name!!)

Phone ringing.

Hello Bua.Main phattu.
Bhai bola tapkane ka nahi.
Yeee. Bhai ko bol sankai khopdi ko samjhane ka nahi.sala

Phone ringing.yeh number waist hain…thodi der baad dial kare.
Ringing .Hello Tupling .main chikna.yeh RC kidar hai re.
Aree uski maa ki sala
"Daru zidar RC udhar"."Daru zidar RC udhar."
Phone ringing.
Hey maya dolas hai nam hain na tera.main saudh, kya chata hai re
Mumbaiiiiii….

In the Mumbaii, all over Indiahaa,
We are the bhaiiis, we are the bhaiiiis

In the Mumbaii, all over Indiahaa,
We are the bhaiiis, we are the bhaiiiis

Aye ganpat chal daroo laa,
Aye ganpat chal daroo laa
Ice chala soda kam thoda pani mila,
Ice chala soda kam thoda pani mila
Thoda table wable saaf karrr de na yaar,
Thoda table wable saaf karrr de na yaar
Aye ganpatt, ganpat, Aye ganpatt ganpat, woooo

Tring tring.

Hello Maya bhai main saudh bol raha hoon bhai.
Salam alekum saudh bhai, kaise phone kiya
Salam.Bhai.yeh chota sajan ke log muje bahut dhoond rahe hain.
Main bahut paresan ho gayela bhai.mereko dhundte rehte hai bhai.bhai kuch karoo.bhai.kuch
Saudh bhai aap phone karo.main abhi chota sajan se baaat karta hoon .apna chota bhai hai
Aap jaisa bolenge waise ho jaega.khuda hafiz.
Ringing again….

Hello chota Sajan, bhai main maya bol raha hoon, Namaskar.
Are maya ji namaskar namsakar.kaise yaaad kiya
Bas bhai aapse chota sa kaam tha.abhi phone aaya tha saudh bhai ka, pakistan se.

Dekho muje koi lafda nahi chaiye tum dono ganga ka india main.
Jo bhi karna hain plsss desh ke bahar karo.
Thik hain maya jo tu kehta hain waise he hoga.
NAMASKARRRR.

Bhai hoon mein, bhai, tu fikar na kar,
Uski maa ki, uski bhen ki, jo dekhe idhar
Apun ko bata de kabhi howe fantar,
Sabki fattti apne naamse apun jaye jidhar
Thoda coke shok to apun ke dost ko de na yaar,
Thoda coke shok to apun ke dost ko de na yaar
Aye ganpatt, ganpat, aye ganpat CHAL, daroo laa.

Ringing.
Heeyey(Sharukh ‘s Tuttering voice) maya bhai main farrook bol raha hooon farrook.
Ha bol farook bhai bol kya baat hain.(But its actually Vivek's Stroy)

Yeeehhh Kaish(Aishwarya) apne aap ko samajti kya hain
Shooting main muje Balwan(Salman Khan) ke phone aate hai.muje dukhi karta rehta hain.
Maya bhai .pls thik karo usko.
Are farook.tu phone rakh yaar.Kaish apni muuuuaaahh bacchi hain.tu phone rakh main baat karta hoon.

Ringing…again.

Helloji main Kaishwaryaji se baat kar sakta hoon
Who's on the line
Maya bol raha hoon.Maya who maya(Karan Johar hehehe)
Ayyee Pandu bhutiye.
Kaishwarya jiii Kaishwarya jiii apke liye kisi maya ji ka phone hain.
Abhi aaya na sala line pe.salaaa nimbo…huhhelloo

Hellohuhhelloo maya.Hello kaish…this is the baap of hindi pop.
Hiii mayaaa.how r u
Yayayaya baby yeh tera farook ke saath main kya lafda hain nahi maya.
Thik hain na baby.uski phati padti hai.yeyeyeyyeeee.sambhal na usko.
Sambhal na usko.sambhal na apne bacche ko…i knw maya i knw.
Bye baby.love u.
Bye maya love u…

Bipasha Mallika Priyanka ya ho Kaishvarya rai,
Jaye saali jaa ke jahan marzi maraye
Yash chopra, subash ghai apni picture banaye
Apun ko kya lena jaise taise paise kamaye
Apun ko to chahiye din mein special chai
Shaam ko daroo, raat ko ladki aurrr neend aa jaye.
Aye ganpatt, aye ganpat CHAL

Ringing.

Maya!! dimag pe zyada zor mat dal.main DCP khan .
Bahut ho gaya tera game shame chal abhi band kar dukaan.
Do minute baat kiya to yeh mat samajna ki chod dunga main.
Meri ganag main aaja khan full support dunga main.
Saale Bhadve .2- 4 ko tapkake amitabh bacchan banta hain, chupppp
Meri ek ek goli pe tera naam likha hain.

Tereko photo bheju apni …Chalega
Yehi nazar aaega last time tu jab marega.

Maya bhai zindabad.maya bhai zindabad.(chorus)

Congress samta party ya fir howe BJP
Sabko sport(support) hoti only tere bhai kee
Koi sala faltoo bole to tapka dalta mein
Maar maar ke, maar maar ke, faaad dalata mein
Thoda murga-shurga murga-shurga de na yaar,
Thoda murga-shurga murga-shurga de na yaar
Aye ganpatt, CHAL daroo laa,
Aye ganpat, huh, challl darooo laa.

Comon comon and everybody,
Comon comon and move your body,
Comon comon and shake your body,
In the Mumbaii, all over Indiahaa,
We are the bhaiiis, we are the bhaiiiis

Comon comon and everybody,
Comon comon and move your body,
Comon comon and shake your body, yeahhh

In the Mumbaii, all over Indiahaa,
We are the bhaiiis, we are the bhaiiiis

Aye ganpatt, …. aye ganpat,…. aye ganpat
Pannn ye ganpatt kaun hein…