Carpal Tunnel Lyrics

It starts like this:

You surpass the age
The essence of your beauty isn't driven by candlelight
That thought had been
A constant grain
In my shell since I was a young girl

Keep me from aging

I swell, I ach
I'm expected to bake
The fact that I will not be able
To hear what you're saying to me
Is about as comforting
As a fat lifeguard

Keep me from aging
Save me from aging

Save me from...
Arthritic joints, failing lungs, varicose veins
Excessive weight gain

Keep me from aging
Save me from aging

It ends like this.