Why Won't She Go out with Me Lyrics

I see her everyday
There's no doubt about it
Struttin' down that hallway
With that arse

I sit and wonder
What she'd look like naked
If she put out to me
You know that I'd take it

So, why won't she go out with me?
Why won't she go out with me?

I go to sleep at night
I think of her in a thong
I wonder how far she's gone

I know she notices me
We walk all the time
If we got drunk and had sex
Then I would be fine

So, why won't she go out with me?
Why won't she go out with me?

I know what she said before
That she wants to be my friend
I still think she's hotness to the end

So, why won't she go out with me?
Why won't she go out with me?

I know what she said before
That she wants to be my friend
I still think she's hotness to the end