You're a Vampire Lyrics

You're A Vampire lyrics

I d kiss your teeth
I d do your taxes
I ll be your girl
If you weren t a vampire

You look so sharp
In your cloak and slippers
I d be your girl if you weren t a vampire

I d like to go on a picnic with you
But you ll explode in the sun
Illduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
La La La

Let s go outside
And chase the squirrels
And drain their blood
Because you re a vampire

I d like to go on a picnic with you
But you ll explode in the sun
I dduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
But you re so sweet

When you re on a feeding frenzy

You look so fine
When you murdered my whole family
I have a stake
But I swear I wouldn t use it
It s decorative
Like the velvet painting of
Richard Dean Anderson

I d kiss your teeth
I d do your taxes
I ll be your girl
Because you re a vampire

I d like to go on a picnic with you
But you ll explode in the sun
Illduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood

I d like to go on a picnic with you
But you ll explode in the sun
Illduce you to all of my friends
But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
Because you re a vampire