X-Mas Cracker Lyrics

My cristmastree is crap
Besides my mummi laughed
Crackers smelled of candy
Candy-crackers crack
Mummi's gone to bed
My sister is feeling sick
Daddy holds my hand and
Toghether we start to sing
Oh no

It is christmas evening
All over the world
It is christmas time
But why do I feel sick
When I sing this song for you
My christmastree is blue

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