DMV Songtext

von No Use For A Name

You're feeling really good and smart
You passed your test with a high score of 93
But it doesn't really matter cause you smashed your car
Time to return to the DMV.
Parking tickets, too much money, fifty dollar fines
Sweaty people, last one in a fifty mile line
Make an appointment now if you can't drive
It's time you learn
Just get in the back of the line
What do you get, what do I get, what do we get?
Nothing in return
We make better drivers and make sure the roads are safe
Then how come kids are dying in car accidents everyday?
We have the best facilities for learning satisfaction
First they took my license and then my registration
Can't stop getting tickets
Don't have the time or money man
Now they're gonna impound my car! DMV...